Much of the content of these columns is relevant to the time that they were written. Despite this, an amazing percentage is still - possibly even more - relevant to today. The original RG wrote 37 columns before being replaced by another author. In fact, No.37 wasn't published.
No.1 - April '86 - Two strokes for yes, four strokes for no - 4 Cycles around the block - A carrier of tales - Assault and battery - Tailwind.
No.2 - May '86 - Turn left? - Don't get the wind up! - A modellers weak - Yo-Ho-Heave-Oh - Odd ode No.1.
No.3 - June '86 - Justifiable complaints? - The shows the thing - Intentionally unintentional - And now for something completely different.
No.4 - July '86 - Some Mothers 'Ave 'Em - April in Paris - And now for something completely different - Odd ode number 2.
No.5 - August '86 - DB or not DB - Multiple redundancy? - I am not programmed to respond in that area - Quote of the month.
No.6 - September '86 - We get letters - Gee baby, ain't I good to you? - This is a recorded message - Quote of the month.
No.7 - October '86 - Who's short sighted - Dreadful pun department - Off the peg - Odd ode No. 3.
No.8 - November '86 - It goes against the grain - National apathy - Lemme out - And now for something completely different.
No. 9 - December '86 - Keeping things in proportion - Whither vintage? - Overwhelming presents.
No.10 - January '87 - Oh! The cussedness of inanimate objects! - Built to last - Illusions of grandeur.
No.11 - February '87 - Some Mothers 'Ave 'Em - A superior Fokker.
No.12 - March '87 - There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight - Ply me with reinforcement - What opposition? - Seconds out!
No.13 - April '87 - Any Physics Related Idea Lies Fundamentally Outside Our Logic - Clothing Bill? - Do it! - And finally...
No.14 - May '87 - Old wine in new bottles - And speaking of SAM 35... - We get letters - at last! - Jerry built. - Horse drawn Zeppelin.
No.15 - June '87 - 'E forced me to do it by pressin' money in me 'and!
No.16 - July '87 - Oh! Rats! - E & OE - Do it again! - You silly twisted boy you - Rob Wilton monologue - A funny thing happened to me on the way to the psychiatrist.
No.17 - August '87 - Pedantry department - Chicken or Egg? - Negative lightness - Who's twofaced? - You silly twisted boy you!
No.18 - September '87 - You lucky people! - If you thought that was crazy... - Third order oojimmy what? - Turning a deaf eye to all that... - Deaf birds - Erratum.
No.19 - October '87 - Goodbye Ben - Stop me if you've heard this one... - Safe flying is no accident?
No.20 - November '87 - National what Championships? - A letter from our reader - I am not programmed to respond in that area - Further to item one above...
No.21 - December '87 - National dislexia? - The Official 'official story' - Talking about vintage columnists... - Feedback - More about superior Fokkers - Last months quiz.
No.22 - January '88 - Feedback - The frequency of safety - Fun is fun - While we're making enemies.
No.23 - February '88 - 'Some Mothers 'Ave 'Em' Almost Goes Modern - Far be it from me... - And now by popular request... -Rumours department.
No.24 - March '88 - Finger on the pulse - Safe failures? - These things are centre tryers - The Rotary meets on Monday night - For what we are about to recieve...
No.25 - April '88 - From up there - And I thought I was paranoid... - A principal resting in limbo - That subject which we have agreed not to mention for a while...
No.26 - May '88 - When the Sierra Hotel India Tango hits the Foxtrot Alpha November - They're coming out of the woodwork - This one is not going to be easy... - The show must go on (sob) - Silver threads amongst the gold.
No.27 - June '88 - Modus upperhandy - Let's invent the wheel - Now where have I heard that before? - Crystal gazing department.
No.28 - July '88 - Fame at last! - Line drawing department - I expect you are all wondering why I sent for you... - New words for your dictionary.
No.29 - August '88 - Telling it like it is - Not so single - Per ardua asbestos - Triangulations - Here we go again - Quote of the month.
No.30 - September '88 - Oh dear! Reality's on the blink again! - And now, by popular request...
No.31 - October '88 - Confusion 1 - Confusion 2 - Stupidity - Initiative.
No.32 - November '88 - Nostalgia isn't what it used to be - Ho, to the fair county of Lincolnshire - Campaign for real English department - Program me - Only genii need apply - Quote of the month.
No.33 - December '88 - Blow me - The aliens are among us - Is there anybody out there? - Going for a spin.
No.34 - January '89 - Let them eat cake - Telling it like it is - er,was - If this is the tenth month, it must be January.
No.35 - February '89 - Comes the revolution... - How adjacent? - Think about it - Quote of the month.
No.36 - March '89 - As I was saying... - Graphics are here - Who reads it anyway? - I wish I had said that.
No.37 - April '89 - When all else fails... - Episode three... - The sincerest form of flattery - Push me - pull you - Can anyone explain... - Quote of the month.